Saw the sexiest ambulance driver tonight when I...
He was slightly tall. Not as tall as NGA, but taller than me. :)
shakespeares-sisters: i’m weird ok but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend i mean fucking weird
I asked a white bitch for Asian bitch advice. Fuck me.– Ming, Awkward
detroitdreads313: You ever get asked a question and you start re-evaluating your whole life?
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
Just got pulled over by a cop for not looking over...
😞 Thankfully he gave me a warning, but it was still pretty scary being pulled over. Need to pay more attention when driving. 😞
The sadness will last forever.– Vincent van Gogh’s last words (1853-1890)
nicolascageholocaust: We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people. this is actually accurate.
thatfunnyblog: people joking about things that you actually really hate about yourself Funny Stuff you like?
elasticitymudflap: the otp ◡‿◡✿ the otp kissing ◕‿◕✿ the otp doing the do ⊙‿⊙✿
thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)